Oh hell, goodbye, she said.
Wait, you just got here, he said.
I know. But this just isn't working.
C'mon. Stay longer. Just one drink; just one.
No. This isn't right.
One drink.
No. I mean it.
Scotch? Vodka?
Too strong.
Beer? Ale?
Too bitter.
Merlot?
Headaches.
Chardonnay?
Hate the taste.
Zinfandel?
Too sweet.
Tea?
No caffeine.
Water then?
Bottled only.
Perrier?
Evian.
Oh hell, goodbye, he said.