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Talking About Nothing
by Brian E. Turner

 
 
 
 

CAST:

O: Any sex, age, race or species.

CLANCY: An Irish clown of any sex or age or species.

SETTING: Nowhere in particular.

Talking About Nothing by Brian E. Turner

O: They sat talking under a tree. They talked about nothing. They had nothing to talk about.

CLANCY: So?

O: It was accounted a good play.

CLANCY: Talking about nothing?

O: Yes.

CLANCY: Plays are all talk anyway.

O: Of course. (Beat) Are you going to do something funny?

CLANCY: Why should I?

O: You're a clown.

CLANCY: Today I'm a sad clown.

O: Like the two under the tree? They were sad.

CLANCY: Yes. (Beat) Like them I talk about nothing.

O: It's a strange occupation.

CLANCY: It's better than making up a story.

O: Is it?

CLANCY: Yes. They all have to fit it into a plot with real people doing real things. I get bored.

O: The universe is full of real people doing real things.

CLANCY: Unfortunately.

O: They would probably get bored with a clown that's sad and refuses to do things to amuse them.

CLANCY: All clowns are sad. That's the sad thing about clowns. You see, I put on my red wig and I paint a big smile on my face and turn my eyes into stars and I sit under a tree and I talk about the eternal sadness of being a clown.

O: You are talking about nothing.

CLANCY: You said it was accounted a good play.

CURTAIN

 
 

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